Camel Joe has...Camel toe? Violated and Updated!

*Update* I heard the Camel pack had a naked dude in it but I never bothered looking it up. Until Violator brought it up in the comments section.

Its weird cause I see a wolf biting a man...and hes got a boner as well....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird.... Oh yeah, Chester Cheetah has 4E's. 33 33.

A while back I was talking about subliminal imagery with William Morgan of the blog A Few Shots To Shaman. He mentioned to me how CAMEL cigarettes went under fire years back when a man professed the imagery used in the CAMEL ads was specifically designed to attract children into a familiar branding of sorts. At the time I was not too interested. Ive acquired more insight recently as I was bombarded by a simple layered barrage of synchronicity involving two particular products.

Here is a synchronicity story about a recent development I had with this media. Lets see where it goes...

Chester Cheetah meets Joe Camel.

"Can I bum a smoke maaaaan? Its not easy being cheesy and shit"


On May 12th Will sent me this message to start it all off.

Will said, "This is something I'll explain when we get a moment to talk. Zero in on his lips and nose.... He has both sexual organs, he's a hermaphrodite. They did a study and more kids were familiar with Joe Camel than adult smokers."


And I replied,"Tried explaining this to the wife. Hopefully your flux will illuminate the subject. Do you think Disney has a similar trick up its sleeve? Notice how his eyes are dilated?..."


He went on to tell me how this dude studied people in relation to the Camel advertising. He claimed that children were drawn to Joe Camel via deep rooted psychology. It has been said that children are naturally less threatened by hermaphrodites. Something about them being less sexually threatening than say a straight up man or woman. Sounds pretty fucked if you ask me. But we are born with mental reflexes unknown to the conscious mind. I'm sure of it.

Will said,"The guy who did the camel thing was back in the 70's.... He was considered by most to be a crack pot. He would watch and record hundreds of people to see how long they took looking at ads while flipping through a magazine. Millions of dollars were spent on ads, like the camel one, for people to look at it just for a couple of seconds. He said that the ad people somehow had figured out a way to get a higher percentage of people to remember the ad by putting stuff in it they would have an emotional attachment to, but not consciously see.... Like the word sex, fuck, or a picture of a penis...."

I left that subject alone for a while. I didn't know where to go with it...until a noticed another peculiar mascot caught my attention.

Chester Cheetah the cheesy cartoon cat that continues to carry allot of C's with him to this day. He is an anthropomorphic cat that wears sunglasses and sneakers. I noticed his face shares a similar aesthetic to JC's face. I mean Joe Camels face...sorry for the blasphemy. For the record, Joe was induced in the USA back in 1988 or 19HH.


As you probably know, hopefully know, C is the 3rd letter of the alphabet.
-Also C and K share phonetics.
-Khester Kheetah is a K2 cat.
-Or 11:11 cat thanks to 'K' being the 11th letter.
-He/she also has the letter E in there three times.
-ch3ster ch33tah.
-Chest($)er Cheater wears sneakers the sneaky Thothy thief.

Tying Chest-er Cheater to Egypt brought up Bastat, a Female Cat deity with hugely masculine overtones.
The nose or face seems to be the focal point of this bizarre fractal. The sphinx is another familiar Catperson respectively.


hmm I say...

Back to Joe Camel for a minute.*Note barcode numerology*.Its obvious to anyone that CAMEL is a weird name for a cigarette. Its also obvious the use of Egyptian themes as a marketing tool is quite ingenious. The birth of this brand took place at a time(1913) when we were raiding lost arks and unraveling ancient mummies. The label contains two pyramids and a single humped camel. 3amel 3igarettes use JC as a tool to sell death. Jesus Christ died at the age of 33.

**At this point in the post my daughter has taken note of Joe's pictures on the screen. She called him Doctor Llama. I feel shocked by this comment from my four year old. I told my partner about it and she thought nothing of it. She thought it was just a silly made up name. My daughter's magazine flipping while waiting at the doctors office led her to the name. Most of the time shes prefers playing with the toys. I have to remind Shan that she has the selective memory of a elephant.**


Ive been thinking of a cigarette and a nipple. Like the continued ritual of breastfeeding. A death nipple. I mean look at the filter on a Camel Cigarette. Smoking the spirit of the tobacco(33)plant. I have so many thoughts about this, its hard to put it into words let alone any kind of tangible perspective. But why am I writing about this? SO Joe Camel and Chester cheetah share traits. What now? I don't really know. This theme went well with my focus being mainly on the brick. All of this shit takes me back to DNA. I don't feel like ranting about that right now. So just have a look at this inkblot. I see a man screaming in pain as a wolf bites his femur....



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